Sales Associate: Did you find everything alright?
SA: Would you like to sign-up for...blah, blah, blah...discount card...blah, blah, blah...free...blah, blah, blah...save an extra 20% today
M: Sure, what do I have to do?
SA: Just fill out this form
SA: Those are cute shoes
M: Thanks [filling out form]
SA: There are a lot of weird shoes....
M: [pretending not to hear her...filling out form]
SA: ...especially those with the toes out
M: [still filling out form. what, blood type?....processing what she just said] Huh? Do you mean peep toe shoes?
SA: Yeah! I think it is weird to have your toe out like that. Ugly!
M: [finally finished form & handing it to her] You mean shoes like these? [picking up the "cute" shoes]
SA: [awkward moment] ooooooh, I didn't see that part...